Laughing with our Jewish Mothers

In honor of all the Jewish Mamalas, Tantes and Bubbies (and let's not forget the Machatunim), the ones who are with us today, and the ones in blessed memory, let's celebrate Mother's Day with a little humor!

What do you get when 500 Jewish mothers convert to Catholicism?
Critical Mass.

What do a Jewish mother-in-law and 60 Minutes have in common?
They both always start with tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk...

Mona Lisa's Jewish Mother: "After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?"

Mama invited 16 people for Sabbath dinner. At the table, she turned to her seven-year-old daughter, Hannah and said, “Darling, would you like to say the blessing?”
Hannah said, “But, I wouldn't know what to say.”
“Don’t worry, angel, just say what you hear Mama say.”
Hannah bowed her head, sighed, looked to God and recited: “Oy vey! Dear God, I needed to invite all these people to dinner?!”

A Jewish mother walks by a planned parenthood and sees a protestor who’s sign says “life begins at conception”
She goes up to the man and says “that may be true of Christian babies, but a Jewish fetus isn’t viable until it graduates medical school!”

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